Tag Archives: women

Disney Princess Trifecta of Love – Part 1

As a girl I think it’s safe to say most females somewhere in my age bracket are seeking out their ideal relationship romantically. Unfortunately for them, that relationship has been defined by Disney movies–and we all know how likely it is that real life is going to be anything like a fairy tale (at least

Ladies: when to forget him and move on

A few weeks back I found this: 8 reasons to move on from a relationship/dating experience. However, the list seemed to be missing a few key points I wind up bringing up when counseling my female friends about the lame dudes they go out with. I’m posting my additions here for all of you ladies

Guestblog: To all you broads that don’t put out

Usually I try to stay out of my dude friends’ business; they tend to date the most insane girls ever and for the most part I let them because after three weeks they clue in & dump ‘em. Except one of my friends didn’t clue in, and I asked him to write about it a

Dear Fashion Industry: I’m not fooled

NOT NEWS: Chicks want to be skinny. We want to be skinny because we see photos of flawlessly airbrushed broads in magazines, on billboards, and in men’s dirty photo folders on their desktops. We diet, hit the gym and whine about our figures via Twitter because I think women have been collectively told one thing

Terminology

I am guilty of constantly using the word girl, and very rarely using the term woman. I think I shall be remedying this mistake after finding this gem: “Girls aren’t beautiful, they’re pretty. Beautiful is too heavy a word to assign to a girl. Women are beautiful because their faces show that they know, they

No more Palin, plox.

I’m sorry, but does anyone like Sarah Palin? I’m leaning towards no right now. As I’ve been dealing with mostly women for the past nine months (god help me) I’ve noticed that a bunch of the girls that were all kinds of gung-ho about voting for Hilary are shifting their interest in Palin’s direction. I’m

Show me your genitals

I’ve found a new YouTube account worth actually subscribing to. And since I hate women it’s only natural that I found these two videos to be utterly amazing. He might be joking, but let me assure you that I’m not. Seriously ladies, I am absolutely disgusted by the vast majority of you. To quote one