Tag Archives: men

Ladies: when to forget him and move on

A few weeks back I found this: 8 reasons to move on from a relationship/dating experience. However, the list seemed to be missing a few key points I wind up bringing up when counseling my female friends about the lame dudes they go out with. I’m posting my additions here for all of you ladies

Guestblog: To all you broads that don’t put out

Usually I try to stay out of my dude friends’ business; they tend to date the most insane girls ever and for the most part I let them because after three weeks they clue in & dump ‘em. Except one of my friends didn’t clue in, and I asked him to write about it a

E-Dating #10: More messages you shouldn’t have sent me

I’m sorry but this is just more than I can take… some of you guys really set yourselves up to wind up on my blog. At least you can take comfort in the fact I’m not posting your photos or usernames on here… yet.

My fully customized $7,000 boyfriend

It’s been mentioned on several occasions that my e-dating has been a huge fail. Trust me folks, I am aware of the shortcomings of my internet dating experiences. I think at this point it’s fair to say I need to give up on the internet, and just build my own boyfriend. You think I’m joking?

FOM #13: Hugh Laurie

Someone mentioned that my FOM (Fuckable Older Men, for you newer readers) series of posts was becoming just any celebrities I find attractive and not so much the significantly older ones. So let’s get back to the spirit of things shall we? Recently I’ve stumbled across a pretty ace looking FOM, born in 1959 even!

Sorry boyz!

You know… the average person fools around with a few people they wish they hadn’t. Might as well make your pain everyone’s humorously shared pleasure by submitting to sorry-mom.com. I can’t wait for the angry emails that are going to ensue when certain males find themselves on that site. Sorry boyz, it’s all fair in

Pussy generation

I never knew the day would come when I would really appreciate some piece of commentary by Clint Eastwood. We live in more of a pussy generation now, where everybody’s become used to saying, “Well, how do we handle it psychologically?” In those days, you just punched the bully back and duked it out. Even