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A few weeks back I found this: 8 reasons to move on from a relationship/dating experience. However, the list seemed to be missing a few key points I wind up bringing up when counseling my female friends about the lame dudes they go out with. I’m posting my additions here for all of you ladies (and fellas) that need to clue in about when to say fuck it & search for Mr. Right elsewhere.

1. If he doesn’t call without you having to ask, move on.
Jesus this is so true. I hate the “who’s going to call/text/IM to initiate hanging out” game–it’s awkward and frankly, after high school these types of power games need to end. More importantly, why should you have to ask someone to call?

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Usually I try to stay out of my dude friends’ business; they tend to date the most insane girls ever and for the most part I let them because after three weeks they clue in & dump ‘em. Except one of my friends didn’t clue in, and I asked him to write about it a bit now that they’ve had a messy breakup laced with internet drama and an airing of each other’s dirty laundry. Which means of course I invited him to air his frustrations via my blog, because that’s what friends do!

Right?

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I’m sorry but this is just more than I can take… some of you guys really set yourselves up to wind up on my blog. At least you can take comfort in the fact I’m not posting your photos or usernames on here… yet. (more…)

It’s been mentioned on several occasions that my e-dating has been a huge fail. Trust me folks, I am aware of the shortcomings of my internet dating experiences. I think at this point it’s fair to say I need to give up on the internet, and just build my own boyfriend.

You think I’m joking? Here’s what nearly $7,000 can get me.
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Someone mentioned that my FOM (Fuckable Older Men, for you newer readers) series of posts was becoming just any celebrities I find attractive and not so much the significantly older ones. So let’s get back to the spirit of things shall we? Recently I’ve stumbled across a pretty ace looking FOM, born in 1959 even! What I’m really saying is that Hugh Laurie is a total babe.

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You know… the average person fools around with a few people they wish they hadn’t. Might as well make your pain everyone’s humorously shared pleasure by submitting to sorry-mom.com. I can’t wait for the angry emails that are going to ensue when certain males find themselves on that site. Sorry boyz, it’s all fair in love & war… right?

But I figured you guys might get some LULZ (not LOLZ, as I covered previously) if I shared with you a few sweet gems from the men that I’ve dated. No names or photos, but hilarious photos courtesy of Google image search with suffice.

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