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Henry Rollins does not want you to read Harry Potter

Actually I’m pretty sure this is the perfect explanation as to why people don’t make it past date three with me, really. (However I have trained myself not to create or answer any “list” type questions. It’s for everyone’s benefit, I promise.) I still love Henry Rollins, and I feel all the better for knowing

CAUTION: I am sexually dysfunctional

I didn’t realize this (of course) until someone pointed out my habit of masturbating while watching “Dexter” is probably not normal. And I’d never really noticed the pattern until it was mentioned to me. What’s funny is that everyone knows lately I’ve been watching a lot of Dexter. I promise you, I wasn’t masturbating every