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Actually I’m pretty sure this is the perfect explanation as to why people don’t make it past date three with me, really. (However I have trained myself not to create or answer any “list” type questions. It’s for everyone’s benefit, I promise.) I still love Henry Rollins, and I feel all the better for knowing that he can probably get himself off in less than five minutes. Ah, romance!

I didn’t realize this (of course) until someone pointed out my habit of masturbating while watching “Dexter” is probably not normal. And I’d never really noticed the pattern until it was mentioned to me.

What’s funny is that everyone knows lately I’ve been watching a lot of Dexter. I promise you, I wasn’t masturbating every time I watched it…

Just you know, most of them.