Tag Archives: Internet

Say hello to my little friend

You have no idea how excited I am about this little guy. By the way, that tag says “no one likes a tattletale”.

E-Dating #9: Some Dates I Never Mentioned

The problem with this e-dating thing is that occassionally I make the mistake of venturing out of the safety of my little bed-nest to meet strangers. In public. You know what that means, right? Stories of dates I tried to forget about.

Your constant re-blogs make me hate you

I’m going to be really honest–as much as I want to like Tumblr, I’m really over this reblogging phenomenon. I’m sorry, but reading the same post from one person’s “blog” on the same fifteen other “blogs” is annoying. I’m unbookmarking all of you! DO YOU HEAR ME? I’M SERIOUS THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU

My fully customized $7,000 boyfriend

It’s been mentioned on several occasions that my e-dating has been a huge fail. Trust me folks, I am aware of the shortcomings of my internet dating experiences. I think at this point it’s fair to say I need to give up on the internet, and just build my own boyfriend. You think I’m joking?

Appeasing Pedolene

Holy fucking shit – I never thought the day would come where I saw something online and nearly died because I want to own it so badly. But that day is here because of Desu Toys’ commitment to bringing the internet to life. More specifically, this stuffed Pedobear. He’s only $20. One of you has

STEAL THIS SONG: Memphis May Fire – “North Atlantic vs. North Carolina”

Recently while lurking the internet I found this band, Memphis May Fire. I tweeted about it, because they’re pretty cute and since I’m single I’m allowed to talk about all the hot babes I want. And through my snooping I wound up getting hooked up with this song that I don’t think is out yet.

5 Things I Can Do Without

All of the below are welcome to gtfo. Srsly.