At 11AM my hangover is really kicking, though it didn’t begin to make its presence known until just after I stepped off the elevator at my office. I’m glad I got to work on time. Hell, I’m amazed I woke up on time given that I forgot to set my alarm or plug in my …
Tag Archives: Internet
The internet is dangerous, little girl
The internet is an amazing and dangerous place, especially if you’re too young to fully understand the repercussions of posting questionable content online. For two days Tumblr has been ablaze with re-postings of a screen cap from a video of a young girl throwing a puppy into a body of water. Along with the photo …
E-Dating #13: I’m not into eco-fags
I got three phone calls in rapid succession recently from a number I didn’t recognize. I don’t know about you, but I don’t answer numbers that aren’t already in my address book unless I’ve recently put something up on Craigslist. When I called the number back I hit an obnoxious voicemail of a recorded song …
E-Dating #12: Do people flirt via Internet fight?
The problem with me and internet dating is that I am really picky. To save myself & everyone reading my profile some time, I recently added a listing of people who shouldn’t waste their time messaging me. Don’t worry, I finessed the shit out of the way I wrote it out in my profiles. Or …
You’re being inappropriate
Some days you wake up and feel bad about yourself as a human being. Then you watch clips like this one of that crazy Christian pageant chick flipping out on Larry King and if nothing else, it gives you a bit of perspective. Oh wait, this chick has a video lurking around somewhere of her …
E-Dating isn’t pretty
The problem with the e-dating posts is that typically, someone winds up offended about the way I relay my side of the story to the internet at large. So if you’re one of those dudes who followed up reading about our date on here with a sassy email telling me what’s what, calm down. It’s …