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This kid has 90 problems, and a bitch is every single one

Julene — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:57:37 +0000

I was recently turned on to And I Am Not Lying by a few friends – but today someone sent me to read this post which definitely takes the cake.

For some context: this list of 90 types of bitches was found on the floor of a third grade classroom in DC. While some folks are expressing concern about the state of America, I think any of us that were even a little bit “bad” as kids can appreciate this for what it is: absolutely hilarious.

Henry Rollins does not want you to read Harry Potter

Julene — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:05:01 +0000

Actually I’m pretty sure this is the perfect explanation as to why people don’t make it past date three with me, really. (However I have trained myself not to create or answer any “list” type questions. It’s for everyone’s benefit, I promise.) I still love Henry Rollins, and I feel all the better for knowing that he can probably get himself off in less than five minutes. Ah, romance!

Am I your “white friend”?

Julene — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:00:20 +0000

Some asshole sent me this song and I’ve had it on repeat for the last two days. Then I saw the video and aside from the fact that the filming was super low-budget, I’m an even bigger fan. Except this is another one of those “embedding disabled by request” type of things, so you have to go all the way to YouTube to see it.

All my friends of other ethnicity’s are pretty whitewashed… but I’m still hoping at least one of them thinks of me when they hear this shit.