… and he makes it look real, real good. See? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… that is one FOM right there.
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Celebutard
I’ve lived in Los Angeles for about 9 months now… and up until this past week I had seen all of one celebrity. So we’re up to a total of four in the past week. 1.) As previously mentioned, I saw Henry Rollins in the grocery store. This excites me because odds are he lives …
FOM #7: Michael C. Hall
Usually I’m a bit anti-ginger, but after watching “Dexter” compulsively for the past week I think Michael C. Hall and I should get it on. Of course, we’re only doing “it” if he sets up some kind of of PA system with him doing voice-overs in character like he does on TV.
FOM #6: Henry Rollins
I don’t even care if this man really is a 47-year-old self-hating homosexual (yeah, that’s the rumor)–he’s hot. Moreover, he’s a complete jerk that writes about his inability to form a functional emotional bond with women. Obviously he is exactly my type. Do you know what these sweaty pits tell me? He is a man! …
FOM #5: John Mayer
Alright, this guy isn’t actually older. He’s only seven and half (not that I’m counting) years older then I am. But he’s still crossed the border into the big 3-0. First, let’s discuss the fact that man is beautiful. Oh, and let’s not forget the man has magical fucking fingers. Is he seriously covering a …
FOM #4: “Dr. Drew” Pinsky
Let’s be serious for a moment… this dude has been in charge of the radio show “Loveline” for over 10 years. He is a 49-year-old man whose whole area of expertise seems to be based around fucking and substance abuse problems. Obviously, he and I were meant to meet. Check out those epic fucking teeth! …
FOM #3: Josh Holloway
In case you weren’t aware, Josh Holloway’s part in LOST was written in just so they could have a sexy ass motherfucker run around with no shirt on. He’s 38, so I’m unsure if “Fuckable Older Man” is really an appropriate term for him. Oh, and when he’s not shooting episodes for the show in …