Someone mentioned that my FOM (Fuckable Older Men, for you newer readers) series of posts was becoming just any celebrities I find attractive and not so much the significantly older ones. So let’s get back to the spirit of things shall we? Recently I’ve stumbled across a pretty ace looking FOM, born in 1959 even! …
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FOM #12: Viggo Mortensen
Someone told that having guys that aren’t quite 30 listed as FOM’s was cheating, so may I present to you a true fuckable older man, Viggo Mortensen. He’s 50 years old, so I think he definitely qualifies. I wasn’t into him in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, or any of his movies really–until I …
FOM #11: Johnny Knoxville
Now this is weird for me–I used to really despise Johnny Knoxville. I hated “Jackass” (both movies & the TV series) and the movie he played a retard in was fucking terrible too. But while perusing Terry Richards’ website I came across this photo which proved two things to me: PBR is still the shit, …
I want to fuck a 5 year old
Like me telling you I love John Mayer’s music, think he’s a total FOM, want to go on his cruise this spring, get the LOLzwith him, and otherwise just make my body his wonderland wasn’t enough… now I have to tell you that I want to watch him on children’s programming. He even had something …
FOM #10: Ethan Hawke
I’ve been quietly carrying a torch for this guy for quite some time now. So what if this dude is 38 years old–he’s Texan, and he has some really nice looking nostrils. In fact, I’m pretty sure I dated one of my ex’s because of a strong resemblance. Even though he was a little on …
FOM #9: Andy Samberg
That name probably doesn’t ring a bell. Do you recognize him? His name is Andy Samberg. I seriously think this guy is the only reason SNL hasn’t been taken off the air… yet. Classics like Jizz in My Pants, Dick in a Box and A Day in the Life of Natalie Portman can all be …
FFD #4 & FOM #8: Seth Green
Oooh look, my first combo FFD & FOM post. He’s totally still doable at 34. God bless our nation of baby face! Are you noticing that someone watched entirely too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer in her younger years? Whatever, at least this one didn’t play a vampire. Am I the only one who thinks …