You guys have read about my adventures in e-dating and have clearly noticed the fact that few dudes last past three or four outings. One time I met a dude off the internet, and he was actually pretty cool. Attractive, smart, fun in bed; the trifecta of a good time. He was going to be …
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E-Dating #9: Some Dates I Never Mentioned
The problem with this e-dating thing is that occassionally I make the mistake of venturing out of the safety of my little bed-nest to meet strangers. In public. You know what that means, right? Stories of dates I tried to forget about.
E-Dating #8: This isn’t working
My membership to the paid dating site I joined earlier this year will be ending soon, and I’ve got to say that may have been one of the worst $120 investments I’ve ever made. I met three people, none of whom anything significant panned out with. (For the record all three were pretty nice guys, …
FailFlirt9000
Listen… just because I’m sleazy doesn’t mean I’m easy. If you’re going to flirt with me, be prepared to be shot down. Or at least wind up with our conversation posted on my blog. No hard feelin’s! FailFlirt9000: can we make out next time i come to LA? FailFlirt9000: if i cut my hair? Me: …
E-Dating #1: The Sign-Up
Recently I joined a dating site–not even a free one, an expensive one I charged to my credit card (foolishly, considering the car towing debacle that went down shortly thereafter) and now I’m trying to figure out exactly where it puts me on the scale of desperation. Several of my friends have asked why I’m …
Shogun Rua: I want to do you.
So let me ask you a quick question–if it’s not a FOM (fuckable older man) or an FFD (formerly fuckable dude) what should I be calling a guy? Because Shogun Rua is only 27 and I hardly think I can consider him to a FOM. I can consider him to be one of the more …