Tag Archives: dating

E-Dating #8: This isn’t working

My membership to the paid dating site I joined earlier this year will be ending soon, and I’ve got to say that may have been one of the worst $120 investments I’ve ever made. I met three people, none of whom anything significant panned out with. (For the record all three were pretty nice guys,

E-Dating #7: The Free vs. The Fertile

I am sort of at an impass with the whole internet dating thing. See, I’m torn. Paysites rob me of some unfair lump sum, but provide a decent number of profiles made by people that are seriously interested in starting something meaningful. There’s a downside: everyone is over 27 and has “definitely” or “someday” next

E-Dating #6: A dash of *headdesk*

It’s been about a month since last I gave you a case of the LOLz based solely off my sweet dating site experiences. Let’s visit another installment of sweet messages that made my eyebrows go up and my hopes of meeting a cool dude shrivel up even more, shall we?

BOest advice

The number of cat lady jokes made lately is on the rise. We’re talking like a 60% rise in the past week and a half here, people. I can never decide how serious to take people when they crack jokes of that nature though. I mean I prefer the company of my cat to just

E-Dating #5: What not to do on a second date

Remember how I went on an awkward date with a baby faced dude? (If not, read this.) Well… we did have a second date which I’ve been promising I would write about for well over a month now. Almost two weeks after date #1 the unnamed babyfacer and I ventured to some beach area for

25 ways to fail at giving oral sex

I’ve been on a serious blog-reading kick lately, especially ones with user-driven updates. So when I realized EdenFantasys recently launched a blog portion of their site concerning sex culture I was intrigued–I already turn to them for all my daily LOLz of hipsters, chicks that shouldn’t be having kids, and dudes nobody should’ve dated. A

Sorry boyz!

You know… the average person fools around with a few people they wish they hadn’t. Might as well make your pain everyone’s humorously shared pleasure by submitting to sorry-mom.com. I can’t wait for the angry emails that are going to ensue when certain males find themselves on that site. Sorry boyz, it’s all fair in