Tag Archives: dating

E-Dating #12: Do people flirt via Internet fight?

The problem with me and internet dating is that I am really picky. To save myself & everyone reading my profile some time, I recently added a listing of people who shouldn’t waste their time messaging me. Don’t worry, I finessed the shit out of the way I wrote it out in my profiles. Or

E-Dating #11: Dates I never went on

Though I haven’t been keeping you updated, I’ve still been foraying into the dangerous and hilarious world of internet dating. I have to say there’s one thing I’m tired of: meeting for drinks. I’m sorry guys it’s been done, it impairs my judgment, and I feel really strongly about drinking & driving. I’m pretty sure

What’s worse than e-dating?

Oh that’s right… video dating! Which brings me to the next point: please don’t tell me you “like having fun.” Of course you like having fun, everyone likes fun. It’s painful for me to watch that segment of this video but otherwise? Absolutely hilarious.

E-Dating #10: More messages you shouldn’t have sent me

I’m sorry but this is just more than I can take… some of you guys really set yourselves up to wind up on my blog. At least you can take comfort in the fact I’m not posting your photos or usernames on here… yet.

E-Dating isn’t pretty

The problem with the e-dating posts is that typically, someone winds up offended about the way I relay my side of the story to the internet at large. So if you’re one of those dudes who followed up reading about our date on here with a sassy email telling me what’s what, calm down. It’s

E-Dating #9: Some Dates I Never Mentioned

The problem with this e-dating thing is that occassionally I make the mistake of venturing out of the safety of my little bed-nest to meet strangers. In public. You know what that means, right? Stories of dates I tried to forget about.

My fully customized $7,000 boyfriend

It’s been mentioned on several occasions that my e-dating has been a huge fail. Trust me folks, I am aware of the shortcomings of my internet dating experiences. I think at this point it’s fair to say I need to give up on the internet, and just build my own boyfriend. You think I’m joking?