Most of us here in the States have spent the better part of this year using weather as a legitimate conversation point. It’s either unseasonably hot or cold, there’s too little moisture or it won’t stop pouring… 2010 may be the first time when someone in my age bracket is willing participate in lengthy exchanges …
Tag Archives: dating
Don’t mind me, I’m just looking
I think I’m over trying to scope out boys in coffee shops. I start out wondering what they read (if at all) but quickly move on to shallower topics… like their ability to grow chest hair. My eyes wander from baby faced 20-something’s to guys clearly unaware of how far their silver fox status will …
Don’t bother meaning well
I know lots of you hate John Mayer and think I’m totally retarded for liking him. That’s fine, because particular gems of man-to-man advice like the one below should not be ignored. Don’t get me wrong, we all can appreciate those good intentions. However, they don’t say that the road to hell is paved with …
Ladies: when to forget him and move on
A few weeks back I found this: 8 reasons to move on from a relationship/dating experience. However, the list seemed to be missing a few key points I wind up bringing up when counseling my female friends about the lame dudes they go out with. I’m posting my additions here for all of you ladies …
Henry Rollins does not want you to read Harry Potter
Actually I’m pretty sure this is the perfect explanation as to why people don’t make it past date three with me, really. (However I have trained myself not to create or answer any “list” type questions. It’s for everyone’s benefit, I promise.) I still love Henry Rollins, and I feel all the better for knowing …
E-Dating #13: I’m not into eco-fags
I got three phone calls in rapid succession recently from a number I didn’t recognize. I don’t know about you, but I don’t answer numbers that aren’t already in my address book unless I’ve recently put something up on Craigslist. When I called the number back I hit an obnoxious voicemail of a recorded song …
Disregard males, acquire currency
You guys have read about my adventures in e-dating and have clearly noticed the fact that few dudes last past three or four outings. One time I met a dude off the internet, and he was actually pretty cool. Attractive, smart, fun in bed; the trifecta of a good time. He was going to be …