ickis.com / Julene Horowitz

No, not that sweet lady that sang in Gaelic that your mom probably owns all the CD’s of… Anya. As in, Anya the hottest “modified” girl I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’d definitely lurked this girl on IAM (social networking BME style) for a while before she wound up on GodsGirls–here’s the photos that made me turn into a creeper.

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I don’t know how long I’ve wanted to have sex with this woman… and it doesn’t really matter. She’s like that good girl I want to be the Samantha Ronson for. Hopefully she comes with out LiLo’s coke habit, though.

See by looking at the photos above I would assume that she is a nice girl with a secret dirty side just dying to come out under the right circumstances. And by “right circumstances” I mean with me after potentially several bottles of wine. I wouldn’t even care if she gave me the “I’m not gay” talk in the morning!

Oh look, a fancy new series! And what might that be? Broads I’d Bang, my friends. Classy little doozy I came up with this time, right? So here’s my first–Belladonna. Now, I’ve never really been a big fan of Belladonna personally, except for the double-fisting video she did with Jenna Haze. So while trolling Jenna Haze’s myspace (because I’m a pervavore) I found photos of her with Belladonna at the 2009 AVN/AEE’s.

Um, excuse me but what happened? I mean she’s blonde… and she kinda looks like a little hipster girl–but porny. The little headband! The swanky part in her hair! And it’s not just because Ms. Haze is in the photos with her.

A friend of mine mentioned it looks like she had the gap in her teeth filled, but I’ll be honest and say I didn’t even notice. Whatever, there you have the first official bitch/broad/babe I’d like to bang.