Category Archives: Sex Related

My fully customized $7,000 boyfriend

It’s been mentioned on several occasions that my e-dating has been a huge fail. Trust me folks, I am aware of the shortcomings of my internet dating experiences. I think at this point it’s fair to say I need to give up on the internet, and just build my own boyfriend. You think I’m joking? …

July 2, 2009 – 6:32 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , , | View Comments

NSFT (Not Safe For Twitter)

Sometimes I cannot help but be shocked at the types of things people will say in 140 characters or less on a social networkg site as completely open as Twitter. Be it overly personal information, uncomprehendable drunken jargon, or just some sort of incredibly filthy sexual comment that while perfectly suited to the bedroom might …

May 28, 2009 – 1:33 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , | View Comments

The great lube debate

While talking with a male friend of mine he revealed to me he has never owned a bottle of lube. This is concerning to me, because I would think as a sexually active person you would keep a bottle (or four) around “just in case” a situation arose when you actually needed it. Upon further …

May 6, 2009 – 4:28 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , | View Comments

25 ways to fail at giving oral sex

I’ve been on a serious blog-reading kick lately, especially ones with user-driven updates. So when I realized EdenFantasys recently launched a blog portion of their site concerning sex culture I was intrigued–I already turn to them for all my daily LOLz of hipsters, chicks that shouldn’t be having kids, and dudes nobody should’ve dated. A …

April 8, 2009 – 10:16 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , , , , | View Comments

Dolphins should not be insertable

Recently I received a Triple Stimulator Dolphin in the mail courtesy of my friends over at EdenFantasys. Now, this is not your average toy. This is a triple stimulator featuring what I believe to be bottle-nosed dolphins–though I may be incorrect as to the exact species. So I remove it from the bag, give it …

February 23, 2009 – 1:05 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | View Comments

Little trophy boys

I remember when I first started holding hands with boys how my stomach would feel lighter and my heart would race even faster than my brain in an attempt to tell me “this feels nice“. Then there were years where the only place the needed to feel nice had nothing to do with my hands–I …

November 3, 2008 – 2:19 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , | View Comments