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Guestblog #3: How much is that girly in the window? – Part 1

Courtesy of an anonymous friend, because we all know I can’t write blogs worth reading all the time.
This is completely paraphrased and I can’t even tell you which of my friends originally said it, but it went something like this: There’s no such thing as a gateway drug. If you drink or do [...]

Posted 04 March 2010 § ‡ Comments (1)

Guestblog #2: To all you broads that don’t put out

Usually I try to stay out of my dude friends’ business; they tend to date the most insane girls ever and for the most part I let them because after three weeks they clue in & dump ‘em. Except one of my friends didn’t clue in, and I asked him to write about it a [...]

Posted 26 January 2010 § ‡ Comments (6)

Have you fucked a 10?

Here’s a hard question for most people to answer honestly: based on looks alone, where would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? In my opinion, there’s only two types of answers: the overly modest or the overly kind. For example; a hot girl will make sad eyes while confessing she’s a five, and [...]

Posted 14 December 2009 § Pop Culture & Celebs ‡ Comments (8)

E-Dating #11: Dates I never went on

Though I haven’t been keeping you updated, I’ve still been foraying into the dangerous and hilarious world of internet dating. I have to say there’s one thing I’m tired of: meeting for drinks. I’m sorry guys it’s been done, it impairs my judgment, and I feel really strongly about drinking & driving. I’m pretty sure [...]

Posted 01 December 2009 § ‡ Comments (6)

So what’s the problem?

Rammstein was already on my “ridiculous” list before I saw this video. Then again, the last one I watched involved a rubber dildo spewing white stuff onto a crowd at a live performance. I was hanging out with some weird WASP type that I was severely infatuated with at like, age 14. That’s a different [...]

Posted 08 November 2009 § ‡ Comments (2)

My fully customized $7,000 boyfriend

It’s been mentioned on several occasions that my e-dating has been a huge fail. Trust me folks, I am aware of the shortcomings of my internet dating experiences. I think at this point it’s fair to say I need to give up on the internet, and just build my own boyfriend.
You think I’m joking? [...]

Posted 02 July 2009 § ‡ Comments (17)

NSFT (Not Safe For Twitter)

Sometimes I cannot help but be shocked at the types of things people will say in 140 characters or less on a social networkg site as completely open as Twitter. Be it overly personal information, uncomprehendable drunken jargon, or just some sort of incredibly filthy sexual comment that while perfectly suited to the bedroom might [...]

Posted 28 May 2009 § ‡ Comments (2)

The great lube debate

While talking with a male friend of mine he revealed to me he has never owned a bottle of lube. This is concerning to me, because I would think as a sexually active person you would keep a bottle (or four) around “just in case” a situation arose when you actually needed it. Upon further [...]

Posted 06 May 2009 § ‡ Comments (10)

25 ways to fail at giving oral sex

I’ve been on a serious blog-reading kick lately, especially ones with user-driven updates. So when I realized EdenFantasys recently launched a blog portion of their site concerning sex culture I was intrigued–I already turn to them for all my daily LOLz of hipsters, chicks that shouldn’t be having kids, and dudes nobody should’ve dated.
A while [...]

Posted 08 April 2009 § ‡ Comments (2)

Dolphins should not be insertable

Recently I received a Triple Stimulator Dolphin in the mail courtesy of my friends over at EdenFantasys. Now, this is not your average toy. This is a triple stimulator featuring what I believe to be bottle-nosed dolphins–though I may be incorrect as to the exact species.
So I remove it from the bag, give it a [...]

Posted 23 February 2009 § ‡ Comments (5)