Category Archives: Sex Related

Taking it a bit too far

I’ve never been one of those girls that wants to talk about her ‘cycle’ on the internet. It’s unnecessary, it’s a little gross (as far as conversation topics go) and honestly… I’m a big girl and I can handle it. WARNING: This post talks about a portion of the female reproductive system’s purpose that I …

August 15, 2010 – 6:56 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , | View Comments

Lesbe-’just friends’

When I first met Jess, I paid more attention to her clearly thrifted button up than I did her face. It was lightweight and cute, and it matched the fact that this was the kind of girl to wear Velcro Pumas regardless of the rest of her outfit. A late 20′s neo-hippie type. We made …

June 21, 2010 – 11:00 am | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , | View Comments

Guestblog: How much is that girly in the window? – Part 1

Courtesy of an anonymous friend, because we all know I can’t write blogs worth reading all the time. ;) This is completely paraphrased and I can’t even tell you which of my friends originally said it, but it went something like this: There’s no such thing as a gateway drug. If you drink or do …

March 4, 2010 – 4:00 am | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , , | View Comments

Guestblog: To all you broads that don’t put out

Usually I try to stay out of my dude friends’ business; they tend to date the most insane girls ever and for the most part I let them because after three weeks they clue in & dump ‘em. Except one of my friends didn’t clue in, and I asked him to write about it a …

January 26, 2010 – 7:00 am | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , , , | View Comments

Have you fucked a 10?

Here’s a hard question for most people to answer honestly: based on looks alone, where would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? In my opinion, there’s only two types of answers: the overly modest or the overly kind. For example; a hot girl will make sad eyes while confessing she’s a five, and …

December 14, 2009 – 12:04 am | By Julene | Posted in Pop Culture & Celebs, Sex Related | Tagged , , | View Comments

E-Dating #11: Dates I never went on

Though I haven’t been keeping you updated, I’ve still been foraying into the dangerous and hilarious world of internet dating. I have to say there’s one thing I’m tired of: meeting for drinks. I’m sorry guys it’s been done, it impairs my judgment, and I feel really strongly about drinking & driving. I’m pretty sure …

December 1, 2009 – 1:33 am | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , | View Comments

So what’s the problem?

Rammstein was already on my “ridiculous” list before I saw this video. Then again, the last one I watched involved a rubber dildo spewing white stuff onto a crowd at a live performance. I was hanging out with some weird WASP type that I was severely infatuated with at like, age 14. That’s a different …

November 8, 2009 – 9:04 pm | By Julene | Posted in Sex Related | Tagged , | View Comments