… but it’ll be worth it if I somehow get my love for John Mayer at least somewhat acknowledged by the magical-fingered genius himself. Of course, there’s a version that isn’t Myspace safe. You know, for the albums he sells at indie record stores instead of Wal*Mart and Best Buy. Clearly my friends are Photoshop …
Category Archives: Pop Culture & Celebs
FFD #3: Andrew Keegan
Oh look, another guy from a weeknight family drama on free cable! This would be Andrew Keegan, who I’m sure has done stuff other than playing a douchebag in “10 Things I Hate About You” and a loving boyfriend with a baby on 7th Heaven… but I don’t really care about any of that. His …
Faggots
According to a certain bearded someone I called everyone in Hollywood a faggot on Friday night to their face. Which is why I am so entertained by this public service announcement. Here’s what they had to say about it: The Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) joined with The Advertising Council today to launch …
FFD #1: David Boreanaz
Now would be a good time to acquaint yourself with my series of blog posts about Fuckable Older Men (shortened to FOM in the hopes I can prevent carpal tunnel) just in case you were unaware of my random old dude celebrity crushes. Well, what about dudes I used to want to get with? C’mon, …
Celebutard
I’ve lived in Los Angeles for about 9 months now… and up until this past week I had seen all of one celebrity. So we’re up to a total of four in the past week. 1.) As previously mentioned, I saw Henry Rollins in the grocery store. This excites me because odds are he lives …
Dear Xzibit…
Maybe I was a bit extreme with how often I said you sucked because you were the host of that “Pimp My Ride” show on MTV. I’m not saying the show was any good, but this new single of yours makes me respect your desire to fuck some sluts… Keep slappin’ us ho’s. <3 xoxo …
VMyAsshole
I never watch award shows, ever. They’re boring, drawn-out, and I really don’t care who won what. But when you’re bored with nothing else to do… sometimes you just wind up getting sucked into whatever happens to be on TV. This time it was the 25th annual MTV VMA’s. Yeah I know, I’m disappointed in …