Here’s a hard question for most people to answer honestly: based on looks alone, where would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? In my opinion, there’s only two types of answers: the overly modest or the overly kind. For example; a hot girl will make sad eyes while confessing she’s a five, and …
Category Archives: Pop Culture & Celebs
What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
… Nothing. You done told the bitch twice! Seriously though, anyone with a dark sense of humor has probably made at least one less-than-tasteful comment regarding the Chris Brown/Rihanna episode earlier this year. Now having watched this interview, I feel like the biggest asshole for doing so… but not for the reason you might think. …
Mighty morphin’ whacko Jacko!
What the hell was going on yesterday? Farah Fawcett succumbs to anal cancer (whatever, it’s sort of funny and you know it) and Mikey Jaxx kicked the bucket from…. well you know how it is. Nobody really knows and we’re going to spend the next two weeks listening to his music on constant replay courtesy …
Chamillionaire is down with Julene
Apparently Chamillionaire is down with my level of understanding about how difficult it can be to respond to everyone’s tweets. Let this be a lesson to you.
FFD #7: Trent Lane
I know you saw the title of this post and you had no fucking idea who I was talking about. That’s because technically Trent Lane isn’t real, doesn’t have a penis, and only a particular age-group of MTV original programming junkies would ever have even been exposed to this lanky musician-type. Trent was (is?) the …
FFD #4 & FOM #8: Seth Green
Oooh look, my first combo FFD & FOM post. He’s totally still doable at 34. God bless our nation of baby face! Are you noticing that someone watched entirely too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer in her younger years? Whatever, at least this one didn’t play a vampire. Am I the only one who thinks …
Josh Holloway makes love to the ocean…
… and he makes it look real, real good. See? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… that is one FOM right there.