Natalie Portman’s favorite swear word also happens to come with a “your mom” reference. I am impressed.
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Posted 03 February 2010
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If Pharrell and Chris Brown were merged into one person & then dressed like a hipster, I think they’d make a Trey Songz. The other day I said that as much as I love Cam’ron I’m still a Fabolous girl at heart… I retract that statement.
Blue buffalo plaid, Fab? Really?
Nitpicking aside, I love this [...]
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Posted 24 January 2010
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Some asshole sent me this song and I’ve had it on repeat for the last two days. Then I saw the video and aside from the fact that the filming was super low-budget, I’m an even bigger fan. Except this is another one of those “embedding disabled by request” type of things, so you have [...]
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Posted 16 January 2010
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In the past 48 hours or so I have been told I visually resemble all of the following:
Justin Beiber & Ellen Page – who happen to be twins, apparently.
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Posted 07 January 2010
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Dear John,
I love your sweater, Merry Christmas.
xoxo,
Julene
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Posted 18 December 2009
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Here’s a hard question for most people to answer honestly: based on looks alone, where would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? In my opinion, there’s only two types of answers: the overly modest or the overly kind. For example; a hot girl will make sad eyes while confessing she’s a five, and [...]
… Nothing. You done told the bitch twice! Seriously though, anyone with a dark sense of humor has probably made at least one less-than-tasteful comment regarding the Chris Brown/Rihanna episode earlier this year. Now having watched this interview, I feel like the biggest asshole for doing so… but not for the reason you might [...]
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Posted 14 November 2009
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What the hell was going on yesterday? Farah Fawcett succumbs to anal cancer (whatever, it’s sort of funny and you know it) and Mikey Jaxx kicked the bucket from…. well you know how it is. Nobody really knows and we’re going to spend the next two weeks listening to his music on constant replay courtesy [...]
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Posted 26 June 2009
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Apparently Chamillionaire is down with my level of understanding about how difficult it can be to respond to everyone’s tweets. Let this be a lesson to you.
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Posted 06 April 2009
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I know you saw the title of this post and you had no fucking idea who I was talking about. That’s because technically Trent Lane isn’t real, doesn’t have a penis, and only a particular age-group of MTV original programming junkies would ever have even been exposed to this lanky musician-type.
Trent was (is?) the typical [...]
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Posted 15 January 2009
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