On Thursday I received a text informing me that Die Antwoord was having a show at the Gramercy and that I should definitely be there By the time I got home it was 4am; I fell asleep with my finger on my MacBook’s mouse pad just as I was needing to click “confirm” for the …
Category Archives: Pop Culture & Celebs
Not a wigger, just like rap a lot
Let me start by saying this post does not in any way mean I am going to change what kind of shit I post around here. There’s some history and wit wrapped up in my self-indulgent (and sometimes self-depreciating) posts here. But I do care about blog content leading to accusations of wigger-dom. I mean, …
Your mother’s vagina
Natalie Portman’s favorite swear word also happens to come with a “your mom” reference. I am impressed.
Dr. Julene wants you to “Say Aah”
If Pharrell and Chris Brown were merged into one person & then dressed like a hipster, I think they’d make a Trey Songz. The other day I said that as much as I love Cam’ron I’m still a Fabolous girl at heart… I retract that statement. Blue buffalo plaid, Fab? Really? Nitpicking aside, I love …
Am I your “white friend”?
Some asshole sent me this song and I’ve had it on repeat for the last two days. Then I saw the video and aside from the fact that the filming was super low-budget, I’m an even bigger fan. Except this is another one of those “embedding disabled by request” type of things, so you have …
Julene looks like…
In the past 48 hours or so I have been told I visually resemble all of the following: Justin Beiber & Ellen Page – who happen to be twins, apparently.
‘Tis the season for sweater parties
Dear John, I love your sweater, Merry Christmas. xoxo, Julene