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Not a wigger, just like rap a lot

17 Jul

Let me start by saying this post does not in any way mean I am going to change what kind of shit I post around here. There’s some history and wit wrapped up in my self-indulgent (and sometimes self-depreciating) posts here. But I do care about blog content leading to accusations of wigger-dom. I mean, am I verging on being one just for posting about rap on my blog? I can’t do anything about the fact that I’m white, but I do enjoy listening to rap or top 40′s clubhop or whatever appropriate music-snob term I should be using. After my hipster asshole summer playlist, it’s not like any of you doubt me when I say I listen to a broad spectrum of music and half of it probably sucks.

Sometimes I wish my IRL friends couldn’t come across my internet stuff, especially here, because they talk too much shit. Case in point:

    [My BFF]: You’ve been writing good stuff lately
    [Me]: thx, people seem to like it
    [My BFF]: It’s the old edgy hilarious girl, and not the wanna be wigger girl :]
    [Me]: … i was never a wanna be wigger girl. how dare you!
    [My BFF]: You were coming close for awhile.
    [Me]: WHAT?
    [My BFF]: But you were never quite there :]
    [Me]: bullshit. when?
    [My BFF]: You wrote about nothing but rap stars petty crap exclusively for a few months, it was absurd. I couldn’t determine if it was to be ironic or something.
    [Me]: *pause* ….

What constitutes as wigger-dom, anyway? I’ve jokingly talked about white kids appropriating black culture (re: Wu-Tang, whom I adore) but I don’t think that’s the same. There’s no racial identity crisis going on here, I guess I just don’t like the idea that any particular music sub-culture (i.e. rap music) belongs to one race… or more confusingly, that it’s a bad thing. I love all my nerdy white friends with their trance music collections, can’t they just let me want to embrace Cam’ron and his purple fur get-up?

Your mother’s vagina

3 Feb

Natalie Portman's favorite swear word

Natalie Portman’s favorite swear word also happens to come with a “your mom” reference. I am impressed.

Dr. Julene wants you to “Say Aah”

24 Jan

If Pharrell and Chris Brown were merged into one person & then dressed like a hipster, I think they’d make a Trey Songz. The other day I said that as much as I love Cam’ron I’m still a Fabolous girl at heart… I retract that statement.

Blue buffalo plaid, Fab? Really?

Nitpicking aside, I love this single. Shoot me.

Am I your “white friend”?

16 Jan

White Friends - Deuce Papi

Some asshole sent me this song and I’ve had it on repeat for the last two days. Then I saw the video and aside from the fact that the filming was super low-budget, I’m an even bigger fan. Except this is another one of those “embedding disabled by request” type of things, so you have to go all the way to YouTube to see it.

All my friends of other ethnicity’s are pretty whitewashed… but I’m still hoping at least one of them thinks of me when they hear this shit.

Julene looks like…

7 Jan

In the past 48 hours or so I have been told I visually resemble all of the following:

Justin Beiber & Ellen Page – who happen to be twins, apparently.

Justin Beiber & Ellen Page

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‘Tis the season for sweater parties

18 Dec

Dear John,

I love your sweater, Merry Christmas.

xoxo,
Julene