I will always ramble for you at weird hours about nothing. Then you can get your e-hate on in my video comments on YouTube.
Category Archives: Internet
“Racist” shizzz
You know… most stereotypes tend to be based on just a wee bit of fact. Just throwin’ that out there. This and other racist (well, if you’re white like me and think it’s funny) comedy provided over at YKYDAW.
Get out of the shower
It all started with a twitter update of mine this morning… if i have to look at one more showering photoset i am going to cry. QUIT TAKING PICTURES IN THE SHOWER, LADIES! Of course Sinead is a big jerk and just had to take the opportunity to harass me about it. Baby Sinead: i …
Quotable Quotes #1
I’m on a roll this week for being quotable apparently. Here’s some gems! – (in reference to my refusal to use/purchase an iPhone) “If I wanted to use a touchscreen, I would’ve gotten a job at fucking McDonald’s.” – Some dude: “How do you get into the headspace for modeling anywho?” Me: “I just take …
If you think your day was bad…
It could be worse. You could have to come out and tell all your friends that you’re thinking about turning into a scene boy.
I’m going to get sued eventually
… but it’ll be worth it if I somehow get my love for John Mayer at least somewhat acknowledged by the magical-fingered genius himself. Of course, there’s a version that isn’t Myspace safe. You know, for the albums he sells at indie record stores instead of Wal*Mart and Best Buy. Clearly my friends are Photoshop …
Honesty Box issues, part two
Apparently my response message warranted another (anonymous) reply? No, Julene, it made you ridiculous. You’re rude to people now, you aren’t sarcastic in the funny way anymore, just in the hurtful way. And you ARE holier than thou. Posting on myspace about how people should “wait” until Monday to wish you a happy birthday? How …