You know what I love? The internet. I love it because it allows me to find things like Time’s 100 most influential people of 2008 list. Go ahead and take a peek, I’ll wait. Oh, what’s that–you don’t know who “moot” is? Well if you click on the(ir?) name, you’ll be treated to this little …
Category Archives: Internet
Maternal Unit
I sent my mom a link the other day to an article on CNN.com about how Ashton Kutcher beat them to 1 million followers on Twitter, and then donated $100k to helping prevent malaria. I find some humor in the fact that this piece of my mother’s commentary is 54 characters too long for me …
The best email I’ve ever received
There are hot girls in almost every freaky subcategory I can think of. Alt porn is filled with hot chicks of any flavor: tattooed, goth, raver, hardcore, punk, etc. But there is one subgroup I refuse to believe can produce a hot chick by default… juggalos. I’m sorry, but the minute words like “down with …
Faking my way to fame
I have friends that crack jokes about my minor internet notoriety/fame, but I can never tell how serious they’re being. I don’t own a major website, I did not pioneer any sweet new social networking website, and I definitely haven’t taken anywhere near explicit enough photos to be e-famous. I have just kept a blog, …
Piggies, please
If this cute little piggie wasn’t going to become the size of a basset hound you can bet your sweet ass I would be trying to convince someone to buy me one. I want a piggie! Kingsford Goes to the Beach – Click here for the most popular videos That concludes this disgustingly cute post. …
Lesson in LULZ
I realize these days being a nerd is cool, and the rise of anonymous as the combatants of the Church of Scientology has brought a great deal of attention to the chans. However I’m noticing some epic fail in one region especially: usage of the word lulz. You cannot use “lulz” in casual conversation just …
Biggest whore on the net
… though she’s not getting paid, so technically I think it just makes her a slut. I’m confused how I got linked to photos of her naked when everything on her blog has the infamous internet “modesty dots” but whatever. Oh, by the way those photos are NSFW. Quit checking my blog when you’re on …