I don’t have to bother thinking of some way to justify how much I adore “Jersey Shore” because someone else has already explained it perfectly: I feel about Jersey Shore how I feel about Gucci Mane. Like, “if you only like this in an ironic way, you’re a fag. This is actually sick.”
Category Archives: Internet
Embed this, baby
Why do people disable the embedding of YouTube videos? Especially music videos. It drives me nuts to find something I want to share on here and be shot down by the four most enraging words ever put to text box: embedding disabled by request. Fuck you and your sweet Interpol video, I didn’t want to …
You’re being inappropriate
Some days you wake up and feel bad about yourself as a human being. Then you watch clips like this one of that crazy Christian pageant chick flipping out on Larry King and if nothing else, it gives you a bit of perspective. Oh wait, this chick has a video lurking around somewhere of her …
A violent “massage”
I’m sorry, but are you fucking kidding me? This is possibly the best GWAR-related video I’ve ever seen.
Your constant re-blogs make me hate you
I’m going to be really honest–as much as I want to like Tumblr, I’m really over this reblogging phenomenon. I’m sorry, but reading the same post from one person’s “blog” on the same fifteen other “blogs” is annoying. I’m unbookmarking all of you! DO YOU HEAR ME? I’M SERIOUS THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU …
Appeasing Pedolene
Holy fucking shit – I never thought the day would come where I saw something online and nearly died because I want to own it so badly. But that day is here because of Desu Toys’ commitment to bringing the internet to life. More specifically, this stuffed Pedobear. He’s only $20. One of you has …
STEAL THIS SONG: Memphis May Fire – “North Atlantic vs. North Carolina”
Recently while lurking the internet I found this band, Memphis May Fire. I tweeted about it, because they’re pretty cute and since I’m single I’m allowed to talk about all the hot babes I want. And through my snooping I wound up getting hooked up with this song that I don’t think is out yet. …