Category Archives: internet

This kid has 90 problems, and a bitch is every single one

I was recently turned on to And I Am Not Lying by a few friends – but today someone sent me to read this post which definitely takes the cake.

For some context: this list of 90 types of bitches was found on the floor of a third grade classroom in DC. While some folks are [...]

Forget no homo, this is not ironic

I don’t have to bother thinking of some way to justify how much I adore “Jersey Shore” because someone else has already explained it perfectly:
I feel about Jersey Shore how I feel about Gucci Mane. Like, “if you only like this in an ironic way, you’re a fag. This is actually sick.”

Embed this, baby

Why do people disable the embedding of YouTube videos? Especially music videos. It drives me nuts to find something I want to share on here and be shot down by the four most enraging words ever put to text box: embedding disabled by request.
Fuck you and your sweet Interpol video, I didn’t want to share [...]

You’re being inappropriate

Some days you wake up and feel bad about yourself as a human being. Then you watch clips like this one of that crazy Christian pageant chick flipping out on Larry King and if nothing else, it gives you a bit of perspective.

Oh wait, this chick has a video lurking around somewhere of her fingering [...]

A violent “massage”

I’m sorry, but are you fucking kidding me? This is possibly the best GWAR-related video I’ve ever seen.

Your constant re-blogs make me hate you

I’m going to be really honest–as much as I want to like Tumblr, I’m really over this reblogging phenomenon.
I’m sorry, but reading the same post from one person’s “blog” on the same fifteen other “blogs” is annoying. I’m unbookmarking all of you! DO YOU HEAR ME? I’M SERIOUS THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU [...]

Appeasing Pedolene

Holy fucking shit – I never thought the day would come where I saw something online and nearly died because I want to own it so badly. But that day is here because of Desu Toys’ commitment to bringing the internet to life. More specifically, this stuffed Pedobear.

He’s only $20. One of you has to [...]

STEAL THIS SONG: Memphis May Fire – “North Atlantic vs. North Carolina”

Recently while lurking the internet I found this band, Memphis May Fire.

I tweeted about it, because they’re pretty cute and since I’m single I’m allowed to talk about all the hot babes I want. And through my snooping I wound up getting hooked up with this song that I don’t think is out yet. Getting [...]

So influential people are moot?

You know what I love? The internet. I love it because it allows me to find things like Time’s 100 most influential people of 2008 list. Go ahead and take a peek, I’ll wait. Oh, what’s that–you don’t know who “moot” is? Well if you click on the(ir?) name, you’ll be treated to this little [...]

Maternal Unit

I sent my mom a link the other day to an article on CNN.com about how Ashton Kutcher beat them to 1 million followers on Twitter, and then donated $100k to helping prevent malaria. I find some humor in the fact that this piece of my mother’s commentary is 54 characters too long for me [...]