Actually I’m pretty sure this is the perfect explanation as to why people don’t make it past date three with me, really. (However I have trained myself not to create or answer any “list” type questions. It’s for everyone’s benefit, I promise.) I still love Henry Rollins, and I feel all the better for knowing …
Category Archives: Dating & Relating
E-Dating #13: I’m not into eco-fags
I got three phone calls in rapid succession recently from a number I didn’t recognize. I don’t know about you, but I don’t answer numbers that aren’t already in my address book unless I’ve recently put something up on Craigslist. When I called the number back I hit an obnoxious voicemail of a recorded song …
Busted trolling on TinyTim
It’s funny to me that the types of guys most people would expect me to be into–tattooed, pierced or otherwise “alternative” (as much as I hate the term)–aren’t really my speed. I love them clean cut, presentable… simply put, give me a yuppie white boy any day and I’ll be pleased. While I wouldn’t say …
Disregard males, acquire currency
You guys have read about my adventures in e-dating and have clearly noticed the fact that few dudes last past three or four outings. One time I met a dude off the internet, and he was actually pretty cool. Attractive, smart, fun in bed; the trifecta of a good time. He was going to be …
Charm-ing the ladies
A horrifying thing was brought to my attention yesterday: full grown women own charm bracelets. Not only do they own them, but the men they date/marry/sleep with and feign emotional attachment to PURCHASE THEM. Sidenote: Why is it all bad news about dating habits presented to me via AIM?
E-Dating #12: Do people flirt via Internet fight?
The problem with me and internet dating is that I am really picky. To save myself & everyone reading my profile some time, I recently added a listing of people who shouldn’t waste their time messaging me. Don’t worry, I finessed the shit out of the way I wrote it out in my profiles. Or …
In love with a trainwreck
While having one of those long late night IM conversations with a faraway friend, this particular gem dawned on him. Can I tell you something before you read it? I have nothing against alt porn – I do have something against the desire to be in love with someone who (accurately) portrays themselves as a …