I think I’m over trying to scope out boys in coffee shops. I start out wondering what they read (if at all) but quickly move on to shallower topics… like their ability to grow chest hair. My eyes wander from baby faced 20-something’s to guys clearly unaware of how far their silver fox status will …
Category Archives: Dating & Relating
Time Travel Tuesday #2: Blowing off Brosef
I never cease to be amazed by the turnaround time men have when it comes to me. Let me preface this by saying that in the last three years or so I have worked really hard to be less of a jerk when it comes to dealing with guys. Not that I always succeed, but …
Time Travel Tuesday #1: Straight up hood shit
I’ve decided I’m going to try something new around here… introducing Time Travel Tuesday, a new way for me to regale you with the sometimes tragic (but usually just timeless) tales from the Big Book of Julene. This song takes me back to being 19 and dating some young hoodlum motherfucker that I’ve mentioned sparingly …
Don’t bother meaning well
I know lots of you hate John Mayer and think I’m totally retarded for liking him. That’s fine, because particular gems of man-to-man advice like the one below should not be ignored. Don’t get me wrong, we all can appreciate those good intentions. However, they don’t say that the road to hell is paved with …
Maybe this is what love looks like
I don’t give a shit how sappy this makes me look. I am fairly sure it’s not real, but that’s not the point. Better hope your girlfriend never sees this fellas, we’ll think you’d go to the end of the earth (or at least hop through a few countries in your undies) for us, too. …
Ladies: when to forget him and move on
A few weeks back I found this: 8 reasons to move on from a relationship/dating experience. However, the list seemed to be missing a few key points I wind up bringing up when counseling my female friends about the lame dudes they go out with. I’m posting my additions here for all of you ladies …
Hanging up my hat
You’ve probably enjoyed the posts where I fling myself in front of the proverbial train when it comes to dating. A few weeks ago I deleted the last of my dating site profiles; I’m putting e-dating to rest, my friends. “But why, Julene! I like reading about your hilarious mis-adventures.” Trust me, it’s been fun …