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A semi-willing participant

It’s not that I don’t like sports – it’s just that I don’t follow them. So imagine my horror when I was told I’d be entering the office pool for March Madness with exactly zero college basketball knowledge.
I did pretty okay for a broad that has no idea what she’s doing, right?

I won’t lie: I [...]

I am the Catlady.

There’s two things I love in life: John Mayer and senseless Japanese cat videos on YouTube. They are consistently dubbed over with the weirdest music choices, too. If my cat did more than sleep, eat, and stare at me with a mild level of contempt I would force her into this YouTube-based brand of humiliation.

This kid has 90 problems, and a bitch is every single one

I was recently turned on to And I Am Not Lying by a few friends – but today someone sent me to read this post which definitely takes the cake.

For some context: this list of 90 types of bitches was found on the floor of a third grade classroom in DC. While some folks are [...]

Don’t bother meaning well

I know lots of you hate John Mayer and think I’m totally retarded for liking him. That’s fine, because particular gems of man-to-man advice like the one below should not be ignored.

Don’t get me wrong, we all can appreciate those good intentions. However, they don’t say that the road to hell is paved with them [...]

I can’t force it

I think about a lot of sad things. Last summer a friend told me it’s tied to the fact that most of what I listen to would be classified as “sad music”. I guess I feel like there’s a time and a place for happy music–and I don’t listen to it unless I’m already in [...]

Maybe this is what love looks like

I don’t give a shit how sappy this makes me look. I am fairly sure it’s not real, but that’s not the point. Better hope your girlfriend never sees this fellas, we’ll think you’d go to the end of the earth (or at least hop through a few countries in your undies) for us, too.
Found [...]

Guestblog #3: How much is that girly in the window? – Part 1

Courtesy of an anonymous friend, because we all know I can’t write blogs worth reading all the time.
This is completely paraphrased and I can’t even tell you which of my friends originally said it, but it went something like this: There’s no such thing as a gateway drug. If you drink or do [...]

Based on context

… First, in he deserts and veldts arose oral culture, the culture of the spoken word. Then in the cities with their temples and bazaars came the pictographs, and later, symbols that produced sounds as if by magic, and what followed was written culture. Then, in the universities and under the steeples of young nations, [...]

Safe in the steep cliffs

Driving home this morning, this song came on my iPod’s shuffle. I don’t remember downloading it or ever having heard it before, but it was perfect for riding in a car by myself. I felt like I was in a movie; there was a wordless soundtrack in the background to perfectly ‘narrate’ my trip home, [...]

They told me there would be a big change

Yes, the image above is ugly. Much like this crappy layout, but I needed a change (at least a temporary one) before my super awesome layout of doom arrives in my hot little e-hands.
And don’t worry, I have lots to say once I quit working on shit until the wee hours of the morning [...]