Not a wigger, just like rap a lot

Let me start by saying this post does not in any way mean I am going to change what kind of shit I post around here. There’s some history and wit wrapped up in my self-indulgent (and sometimes self-depreciating) posts here. But I do care about blog content leading to accusations of wigger-dom. I mean, am I verging on being one just for posting about rap on my blog? I can’t do anything about the fact that I’m white, but I do enjoy listening to rap or top 40′s clubhop or whatever appropriate music-snob term I should be using. After my hipster asshole summer playlist, it’s not like any of you doubt me when I say I listen to a broad spectrum of music and half of it probably sucks.

Sometimes I wish my IRL friends couldn’t come across my internet stuff, especially here, because they talk too much shit. Case in point:

    [My BFF]: You’ve been writing good stuff lately
    [Me]: thx, people seem to like it
    [My BFF]: It’s the old edgy hilarious girl, and not the wanna be wigger girl :]
    [Me]: … i was never a wanna be wigger girl. how dare you!
    [My BFF]: You were coming close for awhile.
    [Me]: WHAT?
    [My BFF]: But you were never quite there :]
    [Me]: bullshit. when?
    [My BFF]: You wrote about nothing but rap stars petty crap exclusively for a few months, it was absurd. I couldn’t determine if it was to be ironic or something.
    [Me]: *pause* ….

What constitutes as wigger-dom, anyway? I’ve jokingly talked about white kids appropriating black culture (re: Wu-Tang, whom I adore) but I don’t think that’s the same. There’s no racial identity crisis going on here, I guess I just don’t like the idea that any particular music sub-culture (i.e. rap music) belongs to one race… or more confusingly, that it’s a bad thing. I love all my nerdy white friends with their trance music collections, can’t they just let me want to embrace Cam’ron and his purple fur get-up?

  • jonathan

    You need to really get out of Middle America. Since when does the word wigger even register in anyone's vocabulary over 16? Really? Fact is there would be absolutely NO HIP HOP commercially available if it weren't for the fact that more white people listen to it than anyone else. Period. Seriously, if you have a BFF that regularly uses that word I suggest you buy them a large print book for Xmas, and a couple coupons to the adult literacy classes at the nearest community college, and a pack of gum.

  • Ryan (Kxmode)

    Why would R. Kelly wear shades in a completely dark room?

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I've heard those green screens can be brutal. He probably paid $250 to make this video, by my approximation.

  • Randy Toujours

    Watch the video… it's sunny where he's going!!

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