Forget no homo, this is not ironic

I don’t have to bother thinking of some way to justify how much I adore “Jersey Shore” because someone else has already explained it perfectly:

I feel about Jersey Shore how I feel about Gucci Mane. Like, “if you only like this in an ironic way, you’re a fag. This is actually sick.”

  • john

    This Jersey Shore crap drives me crazy! I grew up at the Jersey Shore and I still live there. I always hated it when the Guidos/Bennies/Shoobies came to town. There was always some kind of drama and sometimes it would spark into a real battle between the locals and the shoobs. Of course that didn’t stop us from hooking up with the girls. The irony is that now I effing work for a Staten Island Guido: the son of the owner. He still thinks he’s got IT when he hits the clubs with his guido bitch buddies, but he had to sell his Mazerati when his twins were born. I laughed my ass off when he told us he must be getting old because the girls at the club weren’t interested when he hit on them anymore. I still have to remind him to effing stop effing using the effing f word every effing other effing word on the effing sales floor.

    Picture this kid around 35 and you have the guy I work for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUhOvJOVetg

    I hope this Jersey Shore show doesn’t spawn more crap.

    Seaside NJ used to be so much more fun when you only had to make sure no one stabbed you to get your beach badge.

  • john

    This Jersey Shore crap drives me crazy! I grew up at the Jersey Shore and I still live there. I always hated it when the Guidos/Bennies/Shoobies came to town. There was always some kind of drama and sometimes it would spark into a real battle between the locals and the shoobs. Of course that didn’t stop us from hooking up with the girls. The irony is that now I effing work for a Staten Island Guido: the son of the owner. He still thinks he’s got IT when he hits the clubs with his guido bitch buddies, but he had to sell his Mazerati when his twins were born. I laughed my ass off when he told us he must be getting old because the girls at the club weren’t interested when he hit on them anymore. I still have to remind him to effing stop effing using the effing f word every effing other effing word on the effing sales floor.

    Picture this kid around 35 and you have the guy I work for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUhOvJOVetg

    I hope this Jersey Shore show doesn’t spawn more crap.

    Seaside NJ used to be so much more fun when you only had to make sure no one stabbed you to get your beach badge.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    You’re aware they’re all out in LA shooting more & booked for a million TV and magazine appearances over the coming months, right? Shit’s probably going to have a season 2.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    You’re aware they’re all out in LA shooting more & booked for a million TV and magazine appearances over the coming months, right? Shit’s probably going to have a season 2.

  • john

    No I didn’t know, I have been trying to kill it off using avoidance theory.

  • john

    No I didn’t know, I have been trying to kill it off using avoidance theory.

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