I got three phone calls in rapid succession recently from a number I didn’t recognize. I don’t know about you, but I don’t answer numbers that aren’t already in my address book unless I’ve recently put something up on Craigslist. When I called the number back I hit an obnoxious voicemail of a recorded song …
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Why I don’t do stilettos
In all my glamzonian glory, I’ve never had any desire to wear heels (until recently.) I’m already taller than most of the attractive dudes out there; I feel like adding those 4+ inches is only going to make everyone more uncomfortable. Plus, there’s a small problem–I am completely incapable of walking while wearing heels. Sure, …
Dr. Julene wants you to “Say Aah”
If Pharrell and Chris Brown were merged into one person & then dressed like a hipster, I think they’d make a Trey Songz. The other day I said that as much as I love Cam’ron I’m still a Fabolous girl at heart… I retract that statement. Blue buffalo plaid, Fab? Really? Nitpicking aside, I love …
Busted trolling on TinyTim
It’s funny to me that the types of guys most people would expect me to be into–tattooed, pierced or otherwise “alternative” (as much as I hate the term)–aren’t really my speed. I love them clean cut, presentable… simply put, give me a yuppie white boy any day and I’ll be pleased. While I wouldn’t say …
Am I your “white friend”?
Some asshole sent me this song and I’ve had it on repeat for the last two days. Then I saw the video and aside from the fact that the filming was super low-budget, I’m an even bigger fan. Except this is another one of those “embedding disabled by request” type of things, so you have …
Disregard males, acquire currency
You guys have read about my adventures in e-dating and have clearly noticed the fact that few dudes last past three or four outings. One time I met a dude off the internet, and he was actually pretty cool. Attractive, smart, fun in bed; the trifecta of a good time. He was going to be …