NOT NEWS: Chicks want to be skinny. We want to be skinny because we see photos of flawlessly airbrushed broads in magazines, on billboards, and in men’s dirty photo folders on their desktops. We diet, hit the gym and whine about our figures via Twitter because I think women have been collectively told one thing is always true: you look great… imagine how great you’d look SMALLER! Most of the time I would agree, but I think it’s safe to say every girl you know kinda hates herself. (I’ve already addressed this, sort of.)
Right now I’m amused by the fashion industry’s recent attempts to tell me that they’re into all of us “plus sized” girls. Like how several months ago Glamour tried to convince those of us capable of pinching an inch that they were down with fatties by using the girl pictured below. This girl is probably not any bigger than a size 10, which I’m pretty sure is still below the national average. While they may not have edited out her stomach rolls, check out how much work was done from her armpits up. Photoshop strikes again!

V Magazine is running the January issue of their magazine called “The Size Issue”. Mind you, their idea of a plus-sized model is someone measuring 36-31-41 at 5’9″. My friends, that is not anywhere close to being proportionate measurements for anyone falling into the plus-sized category. Regardless, France is seriously considering passing a law that requires all retouched photos be labeled as such. If a skinny place like France is recognizing the impact on their young women I fail to see why everyone else is having a hard time grasping the concept.
Further outrage… Ralph Lauren fired a model for being “too fat” & she’s 5’8″ and 120lbs. So don’t get me wrong, I’m glad that women are up in arms over what we’re seeing & being made to believe is physiologically feasible. I just don’t know if I believe any real good will come from all these “oh sweetie love your body” mixed messages we’re being shown by the same people that have made me question my appearance for the past 6 years.
Guys are these the kinds of things you look at and say “fuck yes, I wanna be with that bitch”?

More importantly, is this what most women secretly wish they looked like? I’ll step up to the plate and tell you that I spend a lot of time lamenting about the fact that I am not built like Kate Moss. However it seems I’m the only one complaining about the hips/ass/thigh phenomenon that hit me around puberty. I’ve uttered the dreaded F-word in reference to myself at varying times and weights over the past few years to men that have seen me nude in person… they’ve all told me I’m nuts. Some have even been so bold as to suggest that I might want to up my sammich intake. So ladies, don’t waste your date by eating a salad (unless you’ve got serious butterflies) and guys, you aren’t going to be meeting girls from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue any time soon. Thankfully, some of you men are really okay with that fact.