While having one of those long late night IM conversations with a faraway friend, this particular gem dawned on him. Can I tell you something before you read it? I have nothing against alt porn – I do have something against the desire to be in love with someone who (accurately) portrays themselves as a …
Monthly Archives: November 2009
What’s worse than e-dating?
Oh that’s right… video dating! Which brings me to the next point: please don’t tell me you “like having fun.” Of course you like having fun, everyone likes fun. It’s painful for me to watch that segment of this video but otherwise? Absolutely hilarious.
Embed this, baby
Why do people disable the embedding of YouTube videos? Especially music videos. It drives me nuts to find something I want to share on here and be shot down by the four most enraging words ever put to text box: embedding disabled by request. Fuck you and your sweet Interpol video, I didn’t want to …
Take me to the Moscow Cat Theater
I’m not joking–I’ve got a passport and a desire to see this act live: You know, if I wasn’t so in love with Ms. Otep I’d consider trading her in for one of those little suckers. I tried to show her the video as some kind of inspiration but all she did was shoot me …
But Julenie did not have $150
When I was a little girl there was this book I made my mom read so many times she knew it cover to cover by heart, and can still recite it from memory to this day. The book was Suzie Goes Shopping, a real childhood literature gem I assure you. If you have children, do …
Always the long way
I think most people I knew growing up played house, simulating their small perception of what an adult’s life consisted of. Someone stayed home to cook & look after the house, someone left the immediate area to ‘go to work’, and the smallest neighborhood kid would get suckered into playing the baby. Now at 24, …
E-Dating #10: More messages you shouldn’t have sent me
I’m sorry but this is just more than I can take… some of you guys really set yourselves up to wind up on my blog. At least you can take comfort in the fact I’m not posting your photos or usernames on here… yet.