My membership to the paid dating site I joined earlier this year will be ending soon, and I’ve got to say that may have been one of the worst $120 investments I’ve ever made. I met three people, none of whom anything significant panned out with. (For the record all three were pretty nice guys, but something was clearly missing or I wouldn’t still be telling you all about this.)
That being said, apparently summer love fever has kicked in and another profile of mine on a different site is really poppin’. Poppin’ so hard I have a few amusing goodies to share with you.
I get a lot of messages like this, and it perplexes me. The presumption that anyone is “too cute” to be on a dating site doesn’t make much sense to me. I mean, most people I know have turned to internet dating sites at one point or another. For all this unnamed girl knows I am secretly fat (which we all know isn’t true) or totally insane (which is possibly a little true).
Did your jaw drop a little bit? Mine did. I think any additional commentary I may be tempted to add won’t really do anything more than decrease the shock value… but seriously dude are you fucking real? Make a mold of your cock together?
Guys out in internetland reading this, I hope you now understand why every woman you’ve ever messaged on one of these sites is hyper-sensitive and quick to stop responding once you say something slightly off color. It’s all because of dudes like this. If you live in LA and see him in public, feel free to punch him. In the face, not the dick because the latter is just asking for trouble.
But seriously e-dating is turning out to be a super big fail. Not sure of what course of action to take this point, or if I should just accept the internet who brought me the greatness of Pedobear still has certain limitations.