The best email I’ve ever received

There are hot girls in almost every freaky subcategory I can think of. Alt porn is filled with hot chicks of any flavor: tattooed, goth, raver, hardcore, punk, etc. But there is one subgroup I refuse to believe can produce a hot chick by default… juggalos. I’m sorry, but the minute words like “down with the clown” enter your vocabulary everything else because a moot point. Imagine my surprise when I got this in my inbox yesterday…

I am a co-owner of a page called Classy lettes
http://www.myspace.com/la_unica_cheena_marie

your site is the main insperation us on this page.
I was wondering if We could do an Interview with girls for this site.
To show that it’s ok to look different and not be a slut like the other groups who’s name shall not be named hahahaha.

anyway, hope to hear from you with a response

Signed,
Chuck Saint Chuck

Please click that link–the page is friends only but I’m pretty sure all the LULZ you need are right there. Juggalettes (now with added class!) from Denver. Do you see why I fled Colorado now? DO YOU?

The “hope to hear from you with a response” bit is just the icing on the hatchet-wielding cake, people.

April 17, 2009 – 3:09 pm | By Julene | Posted in Internet | Tagged , , , , , , | View Comments
  • Greg

    As soon as I read the word “but” at the beginnning of the 2nd sentence, I knew this would be about juggaloes.

    On another note, my dad seems to think Colorado is the coolest thing EVAR. That is further proof you were smart to get out.

  • Greg

    As soon as I read the word “but” at the beginnning of the 2nd sentence, I knew this would be about juggaloes.

    On another note, my dad seems to think Colorado is the coolest thing EVAR. That is further proof you were smart to get out.

  • Anonymous

    Have the interview over some classy Faygo.

  • Anonymous

    Have the interview over some classy Faygo.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    Regular flavor or grape?

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    Regular flavor or grape?

  • http://ifitaintbaroquedontfixit Baroque

    I had no idea what a juggalo was and now it’s the stuff of my nightmares and I wish I could forget.

    Their girls look like they’re on Smilex from Tim Burton’s Batman movie.

  • Anonymous

    Grape, homie.

  • Anonymous

    Grape, homie.

  • http://scurvette.tumblr.com jackie

    i think jenna should do an interview with them

  • http://scurvette.tumblr.com jackie

    i think jenna should do an interview with them

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I don’t think she could keep a straight face for more than 10 seconds to do an interview.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I don’t think she could keep a straight face for more than 10 seconds to do an interview.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I like to help people know more about the world surrounding them whenever possible. You’re welcome. :D

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I like to help people know more about the world surrounding them whenever possible. You’re welcome. :D

  • http://twitter.com/phoenixaskani phoenix

    I lost a friend to a juggalo in middle school. No joke. She stopped wanting to hangout with her best friends and decided to ditch us and drink faygo and smoke newports with this guy she started dating. He gave her his hatchetman necklace (juggalo promise ring?) and she called hersef a juggalette… haven’t seen or talked to her since.

  • http://twitter.com/phoenixaskani phoenix

    I lost a friend to a juggalo in middle school. No joke. She stopped wanting to hangout with her best friends and decided to ditch us and drink faygo and smoke newports with this guy she started dating. He gave her his hatchetman necklace (juggalo promise ring?) and she called hersef a juggalette… haven’t seen or talked to her since.

  • alex

    when an american exchange student came to our school i asked where she was from. she said “colorado” to which i replied, “oh, what state is that in?”

    at the time i felt like an idiot, but after this i am glad of my ignorance.

  • alex

    when an american exchange student came to our school i asked where she was from. she said “colorado” to which i replied, “oh, what state is that in?”

    at the time i felt like an idiot, but after this i am glad of my ignorance.

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