Someone told that having guys that aren’t quite 30 listed as FOM’s was cheating, so may I present to you a true fuckable older man, Viggo Mortensen. He’s 50 years old, so I think he definitely qualifies. I wasn’t into him in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, or any of his movies really–until I saw “Eastern Promises”.
Hellooooooo nurse. No seriously, the Russian prison tattoos/accent/rough around the edges look is really working for me. He looks rugged and aged, yet refined. Plus I know he had to sit around and have someone draw all those little goodies onto him. Should the mere thought really fill me with this much jealousy?
For those of you not already familiar with Russian prison tattoos, they did a great job in this movie of adhering to the rules surrounding them. There’s a couple books out there about them you could easily pick up if you were so inclined. Or you could just look at these photos of Viggo and join in on the drooling. Either option is acceptable.
