BIB #2: Elisha Cuthbert

I don’t know how long I’ve wanted to have sex with this woman… and it doesn’t really matter. She’s like that good girl I want to be the Samantha Ronson for. Hopefully she comes with out LiLo’s coke habit, though.

Elisha looks good on couches...with low cut tops

See by looking at the photos above I would assume that she is a nice girl with a secret dirty side just dying to come out under the right circumstances. And by “right circumstances” I mean with me after potentially several bottles of wine. I wouldn’t even care if she gave me the “I’m not gay” talk in the morning!

Elisha looks good standing up tooElisha has great boobs

February 9, 2009 – 8:37 pm | By Julene | Posted in General | Tagged , , | View Comments
  • DangerDaniel

    Stop stealing my dream women!

  • DangerDaniel

    Stop stealing my dream women!

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    She’s mine now, buddy.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    She’s mine now, buddy.

  • http://shapesandshadows.blogspot.com Peter

    I had forgotten I was in love with this woman for years when I was growing up until now…
    What a body…!
    Julene – google “Alexei Perry” or go to the Sub Pop website and look at the promo pictures under “The Handsome Furs…”
    I guarantee she will be a BIB soon enough.
    She’s too fucking hot.

  • http://shapesandshadows.blogspot.com Peter

    I had forgotten I was in love with this woman for years when I was growing up until now…
    What a body…!
    Julene – google “Alexei Perry” or go to the Sub Pop website and look at the promo pictures under “The Handsome Furs…”
    I guarantee she will be a BIB soon enough.
    She’s too fucking hot.

  • Enrique

    Nah she’d be all. “i’m not gay, so i’ll call you jim and pretend that penis is real to justify this magical moment. now fuck me again you sexy bitch.” that is EXACTLY how it would go. trust me, i know these things. :D

  • Enrique

    Nah she’d be all. “i’m not gay, so i’ll call you jim and pretend that penis is real to justify this magical moment. now fuck me again you sexy bitch.” that is EXACTLY how it would go. trust me, i know these things. :D

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    She’s hot… I’m having a hard time finding good photos of her face though, which makes me nervous.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    She’s hot… I’m having a hard time finding good photos of her face though, which makes me nervous.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    You must be psychic. Now I just have to meet the bitch to ensure it all goes according to plan.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    You must be psychic. Now I just have to meet the bitch to ensure it all goes according to plan.

  • jackass

    supposedly she fucked Paris Hilton. so maybe she can give you teh herpes.

  • jackass

    supposedly she fucked Paris Hilton. so maybe she can give you teh herpes.

  • Enrique

    You’re in hollywoooood. you’d be walking down the street and run into her and you’d be all “oh….gosh….gee, uhm…oh…tee hee” either that or “your crotch, my face….let’s talk”. cause that line is a total winner all the time.

  • Enrique

    You’re in hollywoooood. you’d be walking down the street and run into her and you’d be all “oh….gosh….gee, uhm…oh…tee hee” either that or “your crotch, my face….let’s talk”. cause that line is a total winner all the time.

  • http://crackcesshollywood.com Farhaad

    She’s one of the gals on my “Perfect White Bitch” list.

  • http://crackcesshollywood.com Farhaad

    She’s one of the gals on my “Perfect White Bitch” list.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    Every white girl is on that list. You love the cracker bitches, don’t lie.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    Every white girl is on that list. You love the cracker bitches, don’t lie.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I’m pretty sure everyone’s fucked Paris Hilton. No biggie!

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I’m pretty sure everyone’s fucked Paris Hilton. No biggie!

  • http://www.erotiquedigitale.com Kelly Lind

    she was eating at the table in front of me at hunan’s. didnt pass the reality test. she was little and cute, but not hot. keep it a fantasy!

  • http://www.erotiquedigitale.com Kelly Lind

    she was eating at the table in front of me at hunan’s. didnt pass the reality test. she was little and cute, but not hot. keep it a fantasy!

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    sad :(

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    sad :(

  • Shane

    I have wanted to have sex with this women for a very long time as well! We have so much in common! tehehe….

  • Shane

    I have wanted to have sex with this women for a very long time as well! We have so much in common! tehehe….

  • http://jighj jighi…::NiGhT-cLuB

    nice

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