I want to fuck a 5 year old

Like me telling you I love John Mayer’s music, think he’s a total FOM, want to go on his cruise this spring, get the LOLzwith him, and otherwise just make my body his wonderland wasn’t enough… now I have to tell you that I want to watch him on children’s programming.

He even had something really gay he posted on his blog (which I can’t seem to lurk my way to, so a link would be nice):

“Of all the highlights in my career, I don’t know of one more sentimental than getting to walk through Sesame Street. Yes, there seems to be somebody always standing right below Elmo and his friends, mouthing along to everything they’re saying, but somehow I’m too filled with wonder to ever look at them. When you make contact with those big beautiful eyes, you’re done. Five years old again. Life is good.”

Apparently I can watch said episode in PBS on April Fool’s Day, but that is a long time away so here’s a preview.

You can all be utterly disgusted by me now, I vaguely sense that I deserve that.

  • Enrique

    admit it, now you wanna have a 3way with mayer and elmo. going down on a muppet to put his balls of yarn in your mouth. for shame ;)

  • Enrique

    admit it, now you wanna have a 3way with mayer and elmo. going down on a muppet to put his balls of yarn in your mouth. for shame ;)

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    No way man, I’m not into that weird furry shit.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    No way man, I’m not into that weird furry shit.

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