FFD #8: Joaquin Phoenix

18 Jan

Though I strongly suspect this guy was born with a cleft palette, he’s pretty fucking hot. I think he was looking pretty good in The Village (even though I realize nobody liked that movie but me) and once I saw Walk the Line I realized maybe that funny scar was just adding character. See! Look at all the character!

Joaquin is studlyJoaquin lights it uppp Joaquin got hungry

But apparently someone’s been hitting up their dealer a little too often, because now he’s pulling a Mickey Avalon (link). Except more homeless looking and with less (it pains me to say it) talent. :(

Joaquin Phoenix is... homeless?

I’m sorry, but I just can’t jive with him now that man. By all means, watch the videos and understand just how badly I got the motts for this guy.

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View Comments to “FFD #8: Joaquin Phoenix”

  1. annaliese 18. Jan, 2009 at 3:46 pm #

    i loooove him circa the pictures that you posted and i wanted to do dirty things to him.. and now.. wah.

  2. Julene 18. Jan, 2009 at 9:13 pm #

    I keep hoping it’s just like Britney’s bald phase.

  3. jonathan 19. Jan, 2009 at 12:01 am #

    bat
    shit
    crazy

  4. madison 19. Jan, 2009 at 12:53 am #

    ARENT YOU GLAD I FOUND THIS SHIT AND GAVE YOU ALL OF YOUR HUSBANDS GOSSIP ? ?

  5. Julene 19. Jan, 2009 at 12:24 pm #

    amen

  6. annaliese 23. Jan, 2009 at 11:53 pm #

    PLEASE GOD LET JULENE BE RIGHT.

  7. Ben 02. Jul, 2009 at 10:49 pm #

    I thought I was the only one who liked “The Village”! That’s awesome. SO underrated. The porch scene. Oh man.

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