Though I strongly suspect this guy was born with a cleft palette, he’s pretty fucking hot. I think he was looking pretty good in The Village (even though I realize nobody liked that movie but me) and once I saw Walk the Line I realized maybe that funny scar was just adding character. See! Look at all the character!



But apparently someone’s been hitting up their dealer a little too often, because now he’s pulling a Mickey Avalon (link). Except more homeless looking and with less (it pains me to say it) talent. :(

I’m sorry, but I just can’t jive with him now that man. By all means, watch the videos and understand just how badly I got the motts for this guy.