FFD #8: Joaquin Phoenix

Though I strongly suspect this guy was born with a cleft palette, he’s pretty fucking hot. I think he was looking pretty good in The Village (even though I realize nobody liked that movie but me) and once I saw Walk the Line I realized maybe that funny scar was just adding character. See! Look at all the character!

Joaquin is studlyJoaquin lights it uppp Joaquin got hungry

But apparently someone’s been hitting up their dealer a little too often, because now he’s pulling a Mickey Avalon (link). Except more homeless looking and with less (it pains me to say it) talent. :(

Joaquin Phoenix is... homeless?

I’m sorry, but I just can’t jive with him now that man. By all means, watch the videos and understand just how badly I got the motts for this guy.

  • annaliese

    i loooove him circa the pictures that you posted and i wanted to do dirty things to him.. and now.. wah.

  • annaliese

    i loooove him circa the pictures that you posted and i wanted to do dirty things to him.. and now.. wah.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I keep hoping it’s just like Britney’s bald phase.

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    I keep hoping it’s just like Britney’s bald phase.

  • jonathan

    bat
    shit
    crazy

  • jonathan

    bat
    shit
    crazy

  • http://omgitsmadisonbaby.wordpress.com madison

    ARENT YOU GLAD I FOUND THIS SHIT AND GAVE YOU ALL OF YOUR HUSBANDS GOSSIP ? ?

  • http://omgitsmadisonbaby.wordpress.com madison

    ARENT YOU GLAD I FOUND THIS SHIT AND GAVE YOU ALL OF YOUR HUSBANDS GOSSIP ? ?

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    amen

  • http://ickis.com Julene

    amen

  • annaliese

    PLEASE GOD LET JULENE BE RIGHT.

  • annaliese

    PLEASE GOD LET JULENE BE RIGHT.

  • Ben

    I thought I was the only one who liked “The Village”! That’s awesome. SO underrated. The porch scene. Oh man.

  • Ben

    I thought I was the only one who liked “The Village”! That’s awesome. SO underrated. The porch scene. Oh man.

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