FFD #6: Wes Borland
2 Jan
I can’t tell if this is more or less embarrassing than wanting to fuck a Ninja Turtle. Probably more, because of large amount of makeup Mr. Borland wore for who knows how many years he was involved with Limp Bizkit.
Do you realize how much I want to punch myself in the face for wanting to do a guy that performed in all black bodypaint? I might as well start wearing leather pants and listening to industrial music.
While I could claim him ending up being a live guitarist for Marilyn Manson is a saving point, the fact is he looks really different without all that shit on his face and long hair. And I mean really different in a bad way.
Taunt me all you like, if I had been given the chance to run my hands all over that paint and make a huge mess of it… I definitely would have. Oh, the shaaaaaame!
ultimately we like who we like, we’re attracted to who we’re attracted to, and he was in a pop band, so I guess being attracted to someone who is basically a cartoon for a living — you have to expect that’s hardly reality. the pic of him waiting for his muffin and coffee looks like reality, like my ex-pro-skater friend in Cali pretty much. So I don’t really have a problem with you doing someone that looks like a friend of mine. No.
Hes actually pretty HAWT IRL.
I approve of this one.
Fuck, he looks like Baltar!