FFD #6: Michelangelo
20 Dec
Yeah, you read that right. Growing up I was one of those weird kids that thought about sex a lot. Big surprise considering the industry I work in, I’m sure. Anyway, I was positive I was going to marry a ninja turtle. And not just any ninja turtle–fuck no, I was going to marry Michelangelo.
You’re totally creeped out right now, aren’t you? Hear me out. The guy liked to crack jokes, wasn’t a dweeb, liked to run around outside, and knew karate. Plus his favorite food was pizza. It was a match made in imagination heaven. After writing several letters of inquiry, it was made clear I can’t actually marry a cartoon character. Oppression, I tell you!
Oh, if any of you know how I could get my hands on a Michelangelo fitted hat like pictured below in size 7 and 3/8ths, let me know. I’m scouring the internet but have yet to find one.
Michelangelo was definitely the best. You made a good choice. My crowning achievement as a child was seeing Turtles on Tour. Best night of my life.
My jealousy knows no bounds.
Omg i saw this guy at church camp this weekend and he had this same hat, i asked him where he got it and he said hot topic, but by what I’ve seen thats not true
this is the link to the exact same hat in the picture, but hurry up there is only 4 days left on it, only bad news is that it cost 40 bucks
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Michaelangelo-Ninja-Turtles-Fitted-Ball-Cap-Hat_W0QQitemZ320349472666QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item320349472666&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50