I’m on a roll this week for being quotable apparently. Here’s some gems!
- (in reference to my refusal to use/purchase an iPhone) “If I wanted to use a touchscreen, I would’ve gotten a job at fucking McDonald’s.”
- Some dude: “How do you get into the headspace for modeling anywho?”
Me: “I just take a lot of x, do a few lines and then think about all the unprotected sex I plan on having once I get done shooting… that gets me so riled up I make good sex face.”
- Some dude #2: “Julene doesn’t like anything except PBR and unprotected sex.”
Me: “No, I like weed too!”
Me: “And barely legal dudes!”
- “I know how to bully girls into doing what I want, in case I ever decide to pursue rape as a hobby”
- [Julene] 12:29 pm: dear farhaad
[Julene] 12:29 pm: i know where your mom lives
[Some Dude] 12:29 pm: hahah
[Julene] 12:29 pm: don’t you start too
[Julene] 12:29 pm: i will kill you.
[Julene] 12:29 pm: and make your mom cook me dinner after.
**These were only altered to fix spelling and punctuation errors so you don’t think everyone I talk to online is dyslexic. Like what I have to do for Jimmy James, among my many other ‘handi-capable’ friends.