Now would be a good time to acquaint yourself with my series of blog posts about Fuckable Older Men (shortened to FOM in the hopes I can prevent carpal tunnel) just in case you were unaware of my random old dude celebrity crushes. Well, what about dudes I used to want to get with? C’mon, I know you will all revel in knowing precisely who I dreamt of swapping spit with over the years. Just try not to laugh too hard at the series of FFD’s (Formerly Fuckable Dudes) that I am about to share with you.
First up on my roster would be the dreamy vampire with a soul from the the god-awful atrocity that was Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the WB. That’s right, I’m talking about David Boreanaz.
We’re going to ignore my creepy obsession with him being the bad boy vampire that took our darling Buffy’s virginity for the time being. The fact I was so into him makes me feel like maybe I was meant to be goth and just never got the hang of all that eyeliner. I’d like to ignore that and instead divert your attention to the fact that when I saw these photos I was (almost) content with the idea of dying a virgin:
So what prevents him from being a FOM and has moved him into the FFD category? I’m freaked out these days by muscles like that, and he’s a happy family man. So you know, I’ve had to look at pictures of him and his wife. At least Josh Holloway has the courtesy to never shove it in my face that he’s a *shudder* breeding type.