I don’t even care if this man really is a 47-year-old self-hating homosexual (yeah, that’s the rumor)–he’s hot. Moreover, he’s a complete jerk that writes about his inability to form a functional emotional bond with women. Obviously he is exactly my type.



Do you know what these sweaty pits tell me? He is a man!

His Recountdown Tour is only going to be in one city in all of California, yet he has two dates in Colorado. This is a sick joke, right? Oh, and the place he’s going to be out here is like 5 hours away. Someday I am going to get the chance to sit around and watch him rant about shit even if it kills me.