CAUTION: I am sexually dysfunctional

I didn’t realize this (of course) until someone pointed out my habit of masturbating while watching “Dexter” is probably not normal. And I’d never really noticed the pattern until it was mentioned to me.

What’s funny is that everyone knows lately I’ve been watching a lot of Dexter. I promise you, I wasn’t masturbating every time I watched it…

Just you know, most of them.

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