FOM #4: “Dr. Drew” Pinsky

Let’s be serious for a moment… this dude has been in charge of the radio show “Loveline” for over 10 years. He is a 49-year-old man whose whole area of expertise seems to be based around fucking and substance abuse problems.

Obviously, he and I were meant to meet.

Check out those epic fucking teeth! Oh Doctor, please teach me the way of the sexually knowledgable, FOM!

On page nine of my Google image search results, this picture popped up without explanation. I am a little disturbed, but choose to interpret this as a sign from the internet powers-that-be.

Cockgobblin’? Why, don’t mine if I do!