My love for Hello Kitty started as an accident back in high school when a new mall was built by my house, and in that mall was a Hello Kitty store. I ended up working there for however long it is high school students hold down a job before they flake out and quit showing up for their shifts.
In browsing the internet I came across a site with everything you could possibly imagine Hello Kitty on it. I’m going to ignore the fact that the site is called Hello Kitty Hell, and that the guy who runs the site finds some of the strangest Hello Kitty items I never thought possible.
Hello Kitty vibrators? Fine. Weddings? A bit odd, but whatever floats your boat on that special day. But a Hello Kitty brand douche is probably the scariest thing I have ever seen.
Really, this might have scarred me for life.